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Nautical Nonsense

Close to the beach! Water view, pet friendly!

Nautical Nonsense is rated 4.5 out of 5, based on 10 reviews from our guests.

House | Year Built: 1997 | 1400 sq.ft. | 4 bedrooms | 3 bathrooms | 8 guests

Bedding details: King: 1 | Queen: 2 | Twin: 2

Description

Nautical Nonsense is a 4/3 beach house just 0.3 miles from the gulf beach by foot. The home is in a great location and very quaint for the perfect relaxing beach vacation. The property is pet-friendly (2-pet maximum limit), with hard floors and sleeping for 8. The back deck is available for the salt air, bird watching, and listening to the ocean. It includes office space and a kid’s hangout TV space. More importantly, is it on Dauphin Island and a short walk to the beach! You will have plenty of parking and if you would prefer to drive to a beach, we will provide you with free parking passes. Come make some memories at Nautical Nonsense!

As with all of our Dauphin Island Beach Rentals, all linens and towels are provided, WIFI, along with a fully-outfitted kitchen. There will be a starter pack of toilet paper, paper towels, and trash bags; please plan on bringing more for day 2 ;). A great beach vacation is waiting on you!

Please note the following:
1. Minimum Age for the Primary Renter is 25, and Primary Renter must be present for the entire stay.
2. Maximum Occupancy numbers include Children 3 and over and cannot be exceeded at any time.
3. All of our Homes are Non-Smoking.
4. A signed Rental Agreement is Required, which contains additional Rules and Guidance.
5. This property does not allow weddings or parties.
6. Check-in time is 3 pm, and check-out time is 10 am.
7. Start dishes and linens before departure.
8. Take the trash can to the street on Tuesday night and Friday night.
9. This home is pet-friendly, dogs only, 2-Pet Maximum Limit – $100 pet fee per pet plus tax.

Parking Instructions

Parking for four cars. To walk to the beach, you can go right out of the driveway, right on port royal st, right on bienville blvd and left onto Portier Ct. It is a 0.3 mile walk. You can also drive to the St. Stephens access point and park there with a parking pass that you can obtain from DIBR. You would go left out of the driveway, left onto Raphael Semmes St, right onto Bienville Blvd and left onto St. Stephens.

Amenities

  • Essentials

    • Air Conditioning
    • Bed Linens
    • Dryer
    • Essentials Starter Pack
    • Extra Pillows & Blankets
    • Heating
    • Hot Water
    • Kitchen
    • Living Room
    • Parking
    • Private Entrance
    • Private Living Room
    • Shampoo
    • Towels
    • Washer
    • Wireless Internet
  • Kitchen

    • Cooking Basics
    • Dishes & Silverware
    • Dishwasher
    • Drip Coffee Maker (Traditional)
    • Microwave
    • Oven
    • Refrigerator
    • Stove
  • Outdoor

    • Grill – Charcoal
    • Patio or Balcony
  • Facility

    • Free Parking
  • Entertainment

    • Television
  • Local

    • ATM/Bank
    • Groceries
    • Massage Therapist
    • Medical Services
  • Leisure

    • Beach Combing
    • Bird Watching
    • Boating
    • Eco Tourism
    • Miniature Golf
    • Photography
    • Shelling
    • Walking
    • Wildlife Viewing
  • Sports

    • DeepSea Fishing
    • Fishing
    • Fishing – Bay
    • Fishing – Freshwater
    • Surfing
    • Swimming
    • Wind Surfing
  • Attractions

    • Bay
    • Churches
    • Forests
    • Marina
    • Museums
    • Playground
    • Restaurants
  • Location

    • Beach
    • Beach View
    • Water View
  • Car

    • Recommended
  • Themes

    • Away From It All
    • Family
  • Home Safety

    • Fire Extinguisher
    • Smoke Detector
  • Marketing Category

    • Black Friday Deal
    • Returning Guest Discount

Rooms

Master Bedroom

Type: Bedroom | Sleeps: 2 | Bedding details: 1 King | Has attached bathroom: Yes

1st Floor Twins Bedroom

Type: Bedroom | Sleeps: 2 | Bedding details: 2 Twin

2nd Floor East Bedroom

Type: Bedroom | Sleeps: 2 | Bedding details: 1 Queen

2nd Floor West Bedroom

Type: Bedroom | Sleeps: 2 | Bedding details: 1 Queen

2nd Floor Full Common Bath

Type: Full Bathroom

Master Bathroom

Type: Full Bathroom

1st Floor Common Full Bath

Type: Full Bathroom

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Reader Interactions

Comments and Reviews from our Guests

  1. Shelby A. says

    August 31, 2025 at 3:15 pm

    Nautical Nonsense was perfect for my family and I.

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  2. Mary M. says

    July 20, 2025 at 11:04 am

    Was a great location! Short walk to the beach. Went for 4th of July and we could see the fireworks from the beach! Could use some major repairs and updates. We had alot of issues. Ac upstairs wasnt working, soft spot in the floors, the shower knob kept falling off, back door was hard to open, etc. For the price, upgrades need to be made! The host was very responsive to all our requests! They came an installed a new a/c the next morning! Overall a cozy stay.

    Reply
    • Chase Webster says

      October 9, 2025 at 2:58 pm

      Thank you for the detailed feedback. We’re glad to hear you enjoyed the location and our responsive customer service. The issues you raised are important, and we will thoroughly review them to identify opportunities for improvement. Our goal is to provide a comfortable and well-maintained property, and we appreciate you taking the time to share your experience. We will work diligently to address the problems you encountered and enhance the overall quality of the accommodation. We hope we can have you back again!

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  3. Douglas B. says

    May 19, 2025 at 10:13 pm

    Great place to stay for a family beach vacation! Lots and sleeping options and 3 bathrooms for lots of people. Living area is spacious for enjoying time together. A short walk to the beach and great back deck for enjoying the outdoors! Would definitely stay here again!

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  4. Carmen L. says

    April 4, 2025 at 10:30 am

    Nice size house for our family of 5, and a great, easy walk to the beach.The only thing I might suggest, is to have window treatments for the windows in the bedrooms upstairs.

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  5. James L. says

    October 28, 2024 at 7:32 am

    It’s a decent place to stay in a pinch! We wanted to take a last minute trip and this was about all that was available in our price range. Overall a good experience!

    Pros: it’s in a good location, reasonably priced for the area, spacious, has all of the amenities you need.

    Cons: it needs an update. Everything was clean, but noticeable stains, the flooring is coming up in some places, cracks, etc. it’s just an older house with older house issues, but it is clean. It could just do with a refresh.

    Reply
    • Chase Webster says

      October 9, 2025 at 2:59 pm

      Thank you for your honest feedback. We are glad the home provided a convenient and comfortable stay for your last-minute trip. While it is an older property with some age-related wear, our team performs regular inspections to ensure it remains clean and safe. We appreciate your note about updates and have worked with the owner to address the items you mentioned. We hope to welcome you again in the future.

      Reply
  6. Kevin L. says

    August 13, 2024 at 9:36 am

    Had a wonderful time with our family. Everyone enjoyed the stay. Great place for a beach visit.

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  7. Kelsey S. says

    July 28, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    Beautiful place, great location!

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  8. Jennifer W. says

    June 13, 2024 at 6:35 am

    Perfect location for our family stay on the Island. Peaceful neighborhood with a short walk to the beach, close to the West end beach with a short drive to watch sunsets. Comfortably fit six adults and two teenagers.

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  9. Rachel R. says

    April 27, 2024 at 2:35 pm

    We had a great time at Nautical Nonsense. It looked like the pictures and had everything we needed. It is situated in a beautiful area and very close to the beach. The hosts are very friendly, responsive and accommodating. We highly recommend!

    Reply
  10. Andrew M. says

    April 1, 2024 at 1:56 pm

    Thank you for a great stay!

    Reply
  11. Ginger says

    January 4, 2024 at 4:56 am

    Good morning,
    Is there a fishing pier on the island and if so, how close to the house is it? My dad enjoys fishing so wanted to find out his options.

    Reply
    • April Harrell says

      January 4, 2024 at 11:23 am

      There is an empty lot across the street from Nautical Nonsense which is right on the water. He is welcome to fish there.

      Reply
    • Caitlin says

      February 10, 2024 at 8:36 am

      Hi Ginger, the canal ends across the street and is a good fishing option. There is also a park walking distance that he can fish from. There is a night fishing pier driving distance that does cost money. Our family has enjoyed surf fishing right off the beach which is also walking distance.

      Reply

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