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Nautical Nonsense

Close to the beach! Water view, pet friendly!

Nautical Nonsense is rated 4.63 out of 5, based on 32 reviews from our guests.

House | Year Built: 1997 | 1400 sq.ft. | 4 bedrooms | 3 bathrooms | 8 guests | Pet friendly

Bedding details: King: 1 | Queen: 2 | Twin: 2

Description

Nautical Nonsense is a 4/3 beach house just 0.3 miles from the gulf beach by foot. The home is in a great location and very quaint for the perfect relaxing beach vacation. The property sleeps for 8. The back deck is available for the salt air, bird watching, and listening to the ocean. It includes office space and a kid’s hangout TV space. More importantly, is it on Dauphin Island and a short walk to the beach! You will have plenty of parking and if you would prefer to drive to a beach, we will provide you with free parking passes. Come make some memories at Nautical Nonsense!

As with all of our Dauphin Island Beach Rentals, all linens and towels are provided, WIFI, along with a fully-outfitted kitchen. There will be a starter pack of toilet paper, paper towels, and trash bags; please plan on bringing more for day 2 ;). A great beach vacation is waiting on you!

Please note the following:
1. Minimum Age for the Primary Renter is 25, and Primary Renter must be present for the entire stay.
2. Maximum Occupancy numbers include Children 3 and over and cannot be exceeded at any time.
3. All of our Homes are Non-Smoking.
4. A signed Rental Agreement is Required, which contains additional Rules and Guidance.
5. This property does not allow weddings or parties.
6. Check-in time is 3 pm, and check-out time is 10 am.
7. Start dishes and linens before departure.
8. Take the trash can to the street on Tuesday night and Friday night.
9. This home is not pet-friendly

Parking Instructions

Parking for four cars. To walk to the beach, you can go right out of the driveway, right on port royal st, right on bienville blvd and left onto Portier Ct. It is a 0.3 mile walk. You can also drive to the St. Stephens access point and park there with a parking pass that you can obtain from DIBR. You would go left out of the driveway, left onto Raphael Semmes St, right onto Bienville Blvd and left onto St. Stephens.

Amenities

  • Essentials

    • Air Conditioning
    • Bed Linens
    • Dryer
    • Essentials Starter Pack
    • Extra Pillows & Blankets
    • Heating
    • Hot Water
    • Kitchen
    • Living Room
    • Parking
    • Private Entrance
    • Private Living Room
    • Shampoo
    • Towels
    • Washer
    • Wireless Internet
  • Kitchen

    • Cooking Basics
    • Dishes & Silverware
    • Dishwasher
    • Drip Coffee Maker (Traditional)
    • Microwave
    • Oven
    • Refrigerator
    • Stove
  • Outdoor

    • Grill – Charcoal
    • Patio or Balcony
  • Facility

    • Free Parking
  • Entertainment

    • Television
  • Local

    • ATM/Bank
    • Groceries
    • Massage Therapist
    • Medical Services
  • Leisure

    • Beach Combing
    • Bird Watching
    • Boating
    • Eco Tourism
    • Miniature Golf
    • Photography
    • Shelling
    • Walking
    • Wildlife Viewing
  • Sports

    • DeepSea Fishing
    • Fishing
    • Fishing – Bay
    • Fishing – Freshwater
    • Surfing
    • Swimming
    • Wind Surfing
  • Attractions

    • Bay
    • Churches
    • Forests
    • Marina
    • Museums
    • Playground
    • Restaurants
  • Location

    • Beach
    • Beach View
    • Water View
  • Car

    • Recommended
  • Themes

    • Away From It All
    • Family
  • Home Safety

    • Fire Extinguisher
    • Smoke Detector
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Rooms

Master Bedroom

Type: Bedroom | Sleeps: 2 | Bedding details: 1 King | Has attached bathroom: Yes

1st Floor Twins Bedroom

Type: Bedroom | Sleeps: 2 | Bedding details: 2 Twin

2nd Floor East Bedroom

Type: Bedroom | Sleeps: 2 | Bedding details: 1 Queen

2nd Floor West Bedroom

Type: Bedroom | Sleeps: 2 | Bedding details: 1 Queen

2nd Floor Full Common Bath

Type: Full Bathroom

Master Bathroom

Type: Full Bathroom

1st Floor Common Full Bath

Type: Full Bathroom

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Comments and Reviews from our Guests

  1. Daniel H. says

    April 29, 2026 at 12:57 pm

    JS Vacations Inc. was easy to work with and very helpful. The Nautical Nonsense house was as described. It was nice being able to see the Gulf of America from the back deck and the Port of Mobile from the Front Deck. We enjoyed our stay!

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  2. Aaron C. says

    April 10, 2026 at 8:41 am

    Exactly what I was looking for

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  3. Aden A. says

    March 14, 2026 at 11:04 pm

    This place was affordable and right off the coast. My group was a bunch of college kids interested in the beach and hanging out at the house and this spot was perfect. The porch offered an amazing spot to talk and eat dinner and there were ample utensils for cooking dinners. The blender was a cherry on top of the cake for an amazing stay. One thing I would note is to bring some extra supplies for cleaning(dish soap, dish washer pods, toilet paper, ect.) and some coffee cups or filters(with grinds). The island is pricey, so if you can get these items before coming, you’ll save a lot of time. Additionally, charcoal and lighter fluid for the grill will save your money. Overall, a great spot for low cost and a beautiful beach, what more could you want.

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    • Nichole Goff says

      April 2, 2026 at 2:58 pm

      Thank you for sharing your experience! We’re thrilled to hear your group enjoyed the house, beach, and porch for dining and hanging out. Your tips about bringing extra supplies and grill essentials are super helpful for future guests. We’re glad the stay was a perfect mix of affordability and beach fun, and we’d love to welcome you back to Dauphin Island Beach Rentals anytime!

      Reply
  4. Shelby A. says

    August 31, 2025 at 3:15 pm

    Nautical Nonsense was perfect for my family and I.

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  5. Betsy B. says

    August 2, 2025 at 1:31 am

    We were very impressed with the house we stayed in. It was well kept, had all the necessities of home and was very convenient to the beach and restaurants. There were 8 adults and we all had plenty of space to gather or get some me time.We would definitely stay here again if we visit Dauphin Island.

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  6. Mary M. says

    July 20, 2025 at 11:04 am

    Was a great location! Short walk to the beach. Went for 4th of July and we could see the fireworks from the beach! Could use some major repairs and updates. We had alot of issues. Ac upstairs wasnt working, soft spot in the floors, the shower knob kept falling off, back door was hard to open, etc. For the price, upgrades need to be made! The host was very responsive to all our requests! They came an installed a new a/c the next morning! Overall a cozy stay.

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    • Chase Webster says

      October 9, 2025 at 2:58 pm

      Thank you for the detailed feedback. We’re glad to hear you enjoyed the location and our responsive customer service. The issues you raised are important, and we will thoroughly review them to identify opportunities for improvement. Our goal is to provide a comfortable and well-maintained property, and we appreciate you taking the time to share your experience. We will work diligently to address the problems you encountered and enhance the overall quality of the accommodation. We hope we can have you back again!

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  7. Douglas B. says

    May 19, 2025 at 10:13 pm

    Great place to stay for a family beach vacation! Lots and sleeping options and 3 bathrooms for lots of people. Living area is spacious for enjoying time together. A short walk to the beach and great back deck for enjoying the outdoors! Would definitely stay here again!

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  8. David G. says

    May 11, 2025 at 7:17 am

    Having recently been diagnosed with asthma, I appreciate so much when a VRBO doesn’t rely on fragrance to make the house smell clean. This VRBO smelled clean without being fragrances. It was spacious and our extended family fit comfortably. Shirt walk to the beach. It might be difficult crossing main road at the height of the season but for us it was perfect.

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  9. James D. says

    April 9, 2025 at 5:58 am

    Great place and convenient to everything.

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  10. Carmen L. says

    April 4, 2025 at 10:30 am

    Nice size house for our family of 5, and a great, easy walk to the beach.The only thing I might suggest, is to have window treatments for the windows in the bedrooms upstairs.

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  11. James L. says

    October 28, 2024 at 7:32 am

    It’s a decent place to stay in a pinch! We wanted to take a last minute trip and this was about all that was available in our price range. Overall a good experience!

    Pros: it’s in a good location, reasonably priced for the area, spacious, has all of the amenities you need.

    Cons: it needs an update. Everything was clean, but noticeable stains, the flooring is coming up in some places, cracks, etc. it’s just an older house with older house issues, but it is clean. It could just do with a refresh.

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    • Chase Webster says

      October 9, 2025 at 2:59 pm

      Thank you for your honest feedback. We are glad the home provided a convenient and comfortable stay for your last-minute trip. While it is an older property with some age-related wear, our team performs regular inspections to ensure it remains clean and safe. We appreciate your note about updates and have worked with the owner to address the items you mentioned. We hope to welcome you again in the future.

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  12. Kevin L. says

    August 13, 2024 at 9:36 am

    Had a wonderful time with our family. Everyone enjoyed the stay. Great place for a beach visit.

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  13. Kelsey S. says

    July 28, 2024 at 9:01 pm

    Beautiful place, great location!

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  14. Jennifer W. says

    June 13, 2024 at 6:35 am

    Perfect location for our family stay on the Island. Peaceful neighborhood with a short walk to the beach, close to the West end beach with a short drive to watch sunsets. Comfortably fit six adults and two teenagers.

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  15. Rachel R. says

    April 27, 2024 at 2:35 pm

    We had a great time at Nautical Nonsense. It looked like the pictures and had everything we needed. It is situated in a beautiful area and very close to the beach. The hosts are very friendly, responsive and accommodating. We highly recommend!

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  16. Andrew M. says

    April 1, 2024 at 1:56 pm

    Thank you for a great stay!

    Reply
  17. Donna T. says

    March 17, 2024 at 11:08 pm

    Great rental, walking distance to beach. Kitchen was well stocked. The only negative is charcoal grill on deck probably should be replaced. Looking forward to next year!

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  18. Ginger says

    January 4, 2024 at 4:56 am

    Good morning,
    Is there a fishing pier on the island and if so, how close to the house is it? My dad enjoys fishing so wanted to find out his options.

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    • April Harrell says

      January 4, 2024 at 11:23 am

      There is an empty lot across the street from Nautical Nonsense which is right on the water. He is welcome to fish there.

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    • Caitlin says

      February 10, 2024 at 8:36 am

      Hi Ginger, the canal ends across the street and is a good fishing option. There is also a park walking distance that he can fish from. There is a night fishing pier driving distance that does cost money. Our family has enjoyed surf fishing right off the beach which is also walking distance.

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  19. Kyle L. says

    January 1, 2024 at 8:03 pm

    We very much enjoyed our stay here.
    It’s a 10 min walk to the beach and there were restaurants and shopping options within 5 minutes of the place.
    We didn’t leave the island during our stay.

    This airbnb was definitely worth the price.
    It was quiet, peaceful and clean.

    The only complaint I have was that the shower in the master bathroom was very uncomfortable. It’s a very tight space and the shower head was not easy to maneuver.

    Otherwise, wonderful.

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  20. Steve W. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:40 pm

    Such a cool place to get to visit! The spot was amazing with the amount of bedrooms & bathrooms for a good group of people to share a place without feeling too crowded. The proximity to the beach was a huuuuuge plus, so bring a cart to tow all the things you need & you’ll be even more appreciative! This will be our go-to spot on our next stay! 🍻

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  21. K R. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    I stayed here for 2 weeks and worked remotely. The wifi worked great and I was able to work on the deck at the table on nice days. It was amazing because you could see the ocean from the deck. The AC worked well and each room had ceiling fans which was super nice. I loved how close it was to the beach. It was only a 5 minute walk and because of the property’s location on the island, that section of the beach wasn’t as crowded as the rest of the island which was nice.

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  22. Emily C. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    Our family enjoyed our beach vacation and our stay at Nautical Nonsense. The owners were very responsive and willing to take care of the issues I brought to their attention. There are two things that I think could be better. The downstairs bedrooms just have sheer curtains so you could see right in and there was no blocking the sunlight. The other was the lawn needed desperate attention. The grass was above ankle high. Overall, it was a great stay and I would stay there again.

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    • Nichole Goff says

      July 3, 2026 at 2:35 pm

      Thank you for taking the time to share your experience. We’re so glad to hear your family enjoyed your beach vacation at Nautical Nonsense and that the owners were responsive and helpful in addressing your concerns during your stay.

      We also appreciate your honest feedback regarding the downstairs curtains and the lawn condition. We understand how both privacy and outdoor upkeep can impact the overall guest experience, and your comments will be shared with the appropriate team so they can be reviewed and improved.

      We’re happy to hear that overall it was a great stay and that you would return. We’d love the opportunity to host you again in the future for an even better experience.

      Reply
  23. Carl J. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    Nice place and location. Looking forward to getting this place again in the future

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  24. Maria R. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    Beautiful cozy home! Walking distance from the beach.

    Reply
  25. Dawne B. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    Great location, you could see the beach from one side and the bay from the other side of the house. You can walk to the beach, comfortable bed, great beach decor in home. Can’t wait to come back!!

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  26. Sylvia K. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    Close to the beach!! Great place and location. Location is Not so commercialized. All around great experience

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  27. Mark H. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    Close to the Gulf and the bay. House was on the small side but as advertised. Instructions on getting in were easy and worked well. The house could use a few improvements.

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  28. Heather H. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    We loved the location, could see the water from front deck. very clean and stocked with everything we needed.
    a short walk to the beach and enjoyed going on walks with our dogs in neighborhood. Daughter loved the hammock below house. I would have liked to have had thicker curtains in master bedroom since I could see all headlights at night while sleeping. Front door did not lock. Bolt did not catch even in trying code throughout week. That may need to be addressed for future tenants. we felt safe either way. Loved our frist trip to Dauphin Island and we will return again.

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    • Nichole Goff says

      July 3, 2026 at 2:43 pm

      Thank you for sharing your experience. We’re so glad you loved the location, enjoyed the water views from the front deck, and found the home clean and well stocked for your stay. It’s wonderful to hear your family and dogs enjoyed the neighborhood walks and that the hammock was a hit with your daughter.

      We also really appreciate your helpful notes regarding the master bedroom curtains and the front door lock. We understand how both privacy and a properly functioning lock are important for comfort and peace of mind, and we will make sure these concerns are shared with the team so they can be addressed.

      We’re happy to hear your first trip to Dauphin Island was a great one, and we’d love to welcome you back again in the future.

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  29. christin S. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:39 pm

    We enjoyed our stay. Easy walk to the beach. Enjoyed the outside shower and had water sources at front/back doors. We spent many evening on back deck with dinner. It was a nice treat.

    Only things lacking is better AC upstairs. You really needed a window unit in both upstairs bedrooms. We weren’t able to enjoy the upstairs until after dark.
    The kitchen was lacking a few things but we managed fine. Lastly, The grass was definitely in need of a mow and both doors had issues locking. One time took 5 minutes to get the automatic lock to properly lock.

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    • Nichole Goff says

      July 3, 2026 at 2:46 pm

      Thank you for taking the time to share your experience. We’re so glad you enjoyed your stay, especially the easy beach access, outdoor shower, and evenings spent on the back deck—that sounds like a great way to enjoy the island.

      We also appreciate your helpful feedback regarding the upstairs AC, kitchen supplies, lawn condition, and the door locks. We understand how each of those can impact comfort and convenience during a stay, and we will be sure to pass these notes along to the appropriate team so they can be reviewed and addressed.

      We’re happy to hear overall you had a good visit, and we’d love the opportunity to host you again for an even smoother experience in the future.

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  30. Jeff F. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    House was very comfortable, not fussy, with the necessary essentials. Walk to the beach would require going out the front and around the block, but we noticed a more direct cut through at the back of the house. Not sure if the back yard neighbors would complain when using it. We chose to drive to the nearby public access beach so we didn’t have to drag everything. Nice bedrooms and the house lives larger than it looks. Double sink in the kitchen would be more appropriate and stove and dishwasher doors block each other. Very small master bathroom. Thought the property was a good value considering inflated pricing nationwide. Plus’ outweigh the minus’ and I would not hesitate renting it again.

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    • Nichole Goff says

      July 3, 2026 at 2:47 pm

      Thank you for taking the time to share such a thoughtful and detailed review. We’re so glad to hear the home felt comfortable, spacious, and a good value for your stay, and that the bedrooms and overall layout worked well for your group.

      We also appreciate your helpful feedback regarding beach access routes, kitchen layout, and the size of the master bathroom. These kinds of notes are very useful as we continue to evaluate ways to improve both the property and the guest experience.

      It’s great to hear that overall the positives outweighed the negatives and that you wouldn’t hesitate to rent again. We’d be happy to host you in the future for another stay.

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  31. Kathy M. says

    November 30, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    Nice little house! Perfect for our stay!

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  32. Sarah K. says

    October 18, 2023 at 4:16 pm

    Very responsive hosts. One bathroom was left pretty messy, but the hosts did offer to send cleaners right over. The back porch table needs an updated umbrella.
    Comfy beds. Kitchen stocked with dinner wear. Plenty of space. Great TV channel selections. Overall good rental.

    Reply
  33. James S. says

    September 19, 2023 at 9:14 pm

    Nice place will stay there again !

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